Someone should call Bruce Springstein and tell him to get a new nick name,

because I'm the Boss now!!!




Shout out to my Benjamin, hanging on the right. Stay strong in your dark hour.

Another big shout out to Fox News. You are the only station who could take the story of a son fulfilling his mothers last wish of having her ashes spread on Philadelphia Eagles home field into a scare story. "We have all seen the crazy guy run out on the sporting field only to be arrested. But how many of them are spreading the remains of dead people? We will tell you. Tonight at 11."

I believe it was Patton Oswalt who said it best. If the news station want real rating, they should just flash a big naked boob on screen with the tag line of "Whip out your dicks, cuz we’re gonna news ya!!"

Now that's a sweeps tactic like none other.