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Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together? [Lois giggles] Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind. Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love. Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

Thursday, December 08, 2005

If you thought hitting a deer was bad, at least you don't have this in you body

(1) The hookworm latches on the walls of the colon with its sharp teeth where it feeds on blood.
(2) The tapeworm is the longest parasite. A mature adult can lay a million eggs a day.
(3) Tapeworm eggs embedded in the colon.
(4) The roundworm can grow to be 20 inches long and lay 200,000 eggs per day.
(5) Pinworms migrate outside the colon during the night to lay their eggs around the anus. This causes the nightly itching of many unsuspecting victims.



ps - hows the dog?

5 Things for me to hate you for saying

At 7:36 AM, Blogger april said...

you may be my hero. i'll get back to you.
p.s - he hates crusty feet too.

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger april said...

sorry hersch.

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger beeza44 said...

BASTARDS YOU FREAKING BASTERDS, gross

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Petarded said...

nasty crusty feet huh....

i think i can accomodate

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger Petarded said...

here is a little gem i would suggest everyone check out. i found while scrolling through "next blog"

http://earsareopen736.blogspot.com/

 

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