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Friday, December 02, 2005

Strange Days !@#$%^&*?

Did you know that December is . . . . Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month. Personally I can't wait for the 8th and the 11th.

December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day

posted by Petarded @ 9:26 PM

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At 10:47 PM, Blogger eb said...

but....what day is festivus? i'm awaiting the airing of grievances.

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger Petarded said...

i will challange anyone to the feats of strength!!!

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger elrusoblanco said...

how appropiate that the day after Christmas is National Whiners Day.
anytime you can combine two seemingly unrelated 'holidays' then that's when the real fun begins! just take Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day - what does that combination give you? ....a rash i believe.
but then there's Ice Cream and Violins Day; ya can't have one without the other i mean really, come on. if i don't have a hankering for Choc. Chip Cookie Dough while fiddling, then i must be sick.

 

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