New favorite quote...

Quote from angry white guy to SouthWest desk attendant.
My family lost me. You guys lost me, and I lost you.
You lost my family with me. My family sucks, you guys suck!!
Sorry I took my shirt off, sorry... (end quote)

My response.
Your family hates you. You hate you, and I hate you.
Your children ran away to avoid further drunken absurdities.
Keep those man boobs under control. And never show off your man-gina ever again, ever. (end quote)

ps - wife is back, time to put on underpants...