Please write an essay describing what you did on your holiday break children. Feel free to use visual aides if you think it will help your grade.

well, somehow cb and i left seoul korea this afternoon at 4:30pm and we landed in los angeles, california this morning at 10:15am, suposably this all happened on january 9th. if the us government expects me to believe that we traveled 10,000 miles and went back in time without entering a wormhole, then just call me crazy.

after much adieu about nothing, we decided that the most user friendly version of our trip would be in the form of top ten and top five lists, ie. david letterman or high fidelity. they are in nor particluar order other than numerically.


TOP FIVE PEOPLE WE MET THAT WE DID NOT KNOW PREVIOUSLY TO THIS TRIP.
1. Tiny Girl- Tiny Girl is a superhero that lives in Korea. She is less than 2 feet tall.
2. South African on minibus- Could not stop talking about things we should visit in Africa.
3. Scottish guy at Bangkok airport- We split a cab and a tuk-tuk, we had an awsome conversation and yet I have no clue what he said.
4. The self proclaimed Queen of Samui- She ran a guesthouse and travel agency that got us from northern Thailand to the south for less than $40 american for two people.
5. Over edjucated Malasian on minibus- Its funny that we could run into someone in law school in Indianapolis in the middle of southeast asia(SEA).

TOP FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE HOTEL JUNE OUR FAVOURITE HOTEL.
1. Heated wooden floors.
2. French fries come with every meal.
3. UV Purifier for your dirty glasses and shoes.
4. A toilet that does everything for you but take your dump.
5. Better than hotel May but not as good as Hotel July.

TOP TEN STRANGEST/FASCINATING THINGS WE SAW.
1. Watched a big dog kill a big rat right in front of a shanty that served the best vegetable fried rice we have ever had.
2. The Patronas Towersw and their adjacent shopping center.
3. If you can explain why every floor of every mallshopping center we went into had at a minimum 7 Hair Salons, I would kiss you.
4. A dog with eyebrows. see photos for proof.
5. McDonalds is holding out on Americans. They apparently have a Prosperity Burger. And BK has the Imperial Whopper. Why don't we get to enjoy these tastey treats? Call your local Congressman and complain.

TOP FIVE THINGS WE ATE.
1. Bi-Bam-Bop - Apparently more popular than flowers and sausages in Korea.
2. Ginger Tea- If you want the most refrshing beverage you have ever had, go to an authentic Indian Restraunt and ask for it. It might not be on the menu, but most places have it anyway.
3. Rothi- A cheap and filling Indian snack.
4. Durian- I describe it as follows; "It tastes like dirt that has been fucked by a hobo." CB says; "If you leave egg salad in the sun for 10 days it might taste better than this." So what did we learn. Do not eat Durain in any form. see photos.
5. Christmas/Boxing day dinner- Turkey, Ham, and all the usual fixens.

TOP FIVE WORST THINGS THAT HAPPENED BUT MADE US BETTER PEOPLE
1. Its hard to go into battle without a game plan, but it sure makes for intersting times.
2. Realising that Montazuma's revenge lives in Thailand.
3. Traveling for 14 hours in one day through 2 countries on 9 different vehicles inclluding a jeepney, truck, bus, ferry, car, and minibus and only paying $18 each.
4. Always ask how much before you do anything. No matter what.
5. When it rains in SEA, they really mean it. But on the bright side, we learned a new card game.

SOME OF OUR FAVORITE PICTURES- BE SURE TO CHECK CB'S SITE FOR MORE PHOTOS
By god he has eyebrows. That is hair, not shoe pollish.

Us at the Patronas Towers. They are in the reflection.

Our beach.

I am not sure I like OJ with sacs. I know I don't like my sac with OJ.

Us at the Grand Palace in Bangkok.