All 50 states in under a quarter of a second!!!

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together? [Lois giggles] Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind. Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love. Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Line

Courtney's book is now available on Amazon and iUniverse.

Be sure to check it out!!!!!!.

I'm so proud of you!!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

The Magical Christmas Caroling Truck!!






Thats right, you read correctly its a caroling truck. A magical carolong truck. Actually its a magical christmas caroling truck. Its been a tradition in beautiful Toluca Lake and North Hollywood since 1984. It happens every year on Christmas Eve. Check out photos from the past few years and be sure to check the parade route on www.christmascaroling.org

By the way, the snow you see is not real, in case you were wondering "how did it snow in SoCal?" Just the same way it has since 1984, with the Magical Christmas Caroling Trucks artificial snow machine, AKA really small bubbles.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

I hate christmas music...




but i love funny christmas cards

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Hey, guess what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?


Bob Kelso.










Thats right, I saw Bobbo coming out of the 7-11 in Newhall.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

more things to ponder...

real dog... and yes, those are real, if you don't believe me, you can go to thailand yourself.























natural inversion layer my ass, we are killing ourselves everyday we drive to work (san fernando valley from burbank hills)


















quercus agrifolia, coast live oak, naturally grow about 50-75 feet apart and not on south facing slopes... so why was i paid to do the oposite...?

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Please explain what this might mean

Sunday, August 06, 2006

9:05 am on Sunday

Why the hell am I at work!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should be at home playing vid or out riding my bike!!!!!!!!!