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ESPN can suck it!!

So let me get this strait.

We played with a second string QB who has only thrown for 200 yds in his illustrious 4 year career, play our biggest conference rival, Florida has their best game of the season, we fight hard and loose in a heart breaker, and we fall from 4 to 11!!!

Fuck that!!

It sort of makes me wonder though, would we have dropped even if we had won? More than likely.

Here is the upside. UGA will go to the same bowl game they would have had they not lost. At least now, I can't be completely mad about playing West Virginia/Wisconsin in the Outback Bowl or playing VT in the Sugar Bowl.

On to better things. The real estate purchase is going well. I did the math yesterday, and it is actually cheaper for us to keep renting in Hollywood and buy in GA than to buy here on the leftcoast. Go figure.

We found out where the company corporate retreat is this year, Incline Village/Lake Tahoe. Not that I'm that big on skiing, but the hotel has a casino. There is hope!!! I must say that nothing beats staying up late drinking Jack Daniels neat and playing Craps.

Speaking of Craps, I almost crapped my pants when I watched THIS

Whip out your junk, I'm gonna Halloween ya!!!!

These mama-jammas are 100% mine.

Thats right, I'm a sucka for the punkin' carvin.

I may even go out and get myself a third punkin to carve.

And I am sorry to say that the wheels have definatly fallen off the Astro-Van. They will be making a call to dear ol' mom to come and pick them up after a model UN meeting that ran late.

Anywho, here is to always pulling for the national league, thinking the DL is for pussy's, always wanting a 7th game no matter who is playing or what sport is on, thinking that all poloticians are crooked, people should respect their elders, and remembering when I was younger that poloticians where honost, and that I respected my elders.

Whoa, did I just go all Baz Luhrman or what.

dust

Let's go 'stros !!!

What is it about these guys and extra innings. They felt compelled to go 18 with the Bravos and are now in the thick of it with the Chi Sox.

As I type, it is now the bottom of the 12th and everyone is running out of pitchers. I love the NL. It really forces you to play ball.

My list of great one liners heard from the booth (in no order)
-this game is like syrup
-shout out to Venezuela
-they seam to be yelling at the opposing bench (as they show a close up of the Houston bench, and you can clearly read their slow motion lips saying "shut your god damn mouth you mother f****rs. just a hint, if you plan to show people cussin likes sailors, don't show it in slo-mo)
-we're getting a 12:20 shadow, these guys need to shave again
-the crowd seems un happy
-they sure seem to be spitting more than they did last game
-(random update on sleeping kids)

top of 13th
random fact just displayed on screen
-camera cuts = 1,605 and growing
-replays = 428
-fox promos = 24 (i thought it would be more like 324)
-game summaries = 10

you have to keep it interesting some how. but hey, the longest game in WS history should be more than enough, but i guess not.

BUNT DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!!!
way to go ausmus!!!!
followed by a K by qualls

bottom of 13th
its officially the longest running WS game by time 4 hours and 57 minutes and counting
come on stros, you have already left 11 men on this game. you can't do that and expect to win. pick it up!!!
biggio battling through a tuff at bat - ends with a K :(
call me crazy, but if they don't win, its sounds like the crowd may riot! its worth it to keep watching for that.
wow!!

top of 14th
loosing will to watch
man on first
HOLY SHIT, MOST UN BELIEVABLE 5-4-3 I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! just consider that they have already been playing for more than 5 hours,
random fact on screen
-things you can do in 5 hours: fly from new york to los angeles(thats a stretch), cook a turkey for thanksgiving, watch 1/5 of a season of fox's "24", and of course=watch the longest game in WS history
damn!! one run hr by chicago, sox=6 to stros=5
looks like the wheels are falling off this little red wagon
i bet i can name someone who wont be playing for Houston next year - astacio (lets hope he makes up for it somehow) you would hate to see someone get their carrier killed by 5 bad pitches.

bottom of 14th
side bar- i don't get how we are supposed to buy off on advertisings push of the hot girl-to-guy ratio. as of late it has been very skewed. pay attention and you will see what i mean.
1 down
walk
2 down
error - man on 1st and 3rd
brad everett up to bat (he looks like the skinny guy from road tip)
pop out

chicago leads 3 games to 0

stat of the game - houston left 15 men on base.

sad thing is, this is my first baseball game of the year. but hey, i watched history in the making.

time to go to sleep and head to beautiful palmdale in 5.5 hours.

dust

I hate you Joe Tereshinski III

Just because you play back up quarterback does not mean you can just sit there and not know how to play football. I pray that Mark Richt finds a freshmen phenom before next season, I pray DJ Shockley is only hurt for a few days and can play next week. I also pray that the III at the end of your name means you suck for 3 games and then start playing.

UGA 23 - ARK 20

That's to close to call.

Hey Erin, FYI

here is your recent play list

1. don't look now - rodney carrington
2. fett's vett - mc chris
3. the quiet things that no one ever knows - brand new
4. blood red summer - coheed and cambria
5. soul meets body - death cab for cutie
6. XO - fall out boy
7. a requiem for usher - lux aeterna vs. yeah!
8. party all the time - adam and his friends
9. helena - my chemical romance
10. middle of nowhere - hot hot heat
11. do you remember - jack johnson
12. ballad of lucy edenfield - jupitor coyote
13. open up - leftfield
14. national anthem - less than jake
15. franco un-american - nofx
16. sugar, we're going down - fall out boy
17. once in a lifetime - wolfsheim
18. the beginning (a new hope)(club mix) - liquid sun / dj keoki
19. the promise - when in rome


enjoy!

Finally...

(i think your cat is drunk)

I love this one.
In case you don't know, the new T-shirts are available at Exploding Dog . Sam has a pretty good and twisted take on some things. He creates well executed and thoughtful art based upon suggested titles.

This one makes me laugh. Not so much because the cat is drinking a beer, but because I can imagine feline bars. You know, places that cats go to meet other cats and maybe hook-up on the fence later after last call. Or maybe its the thought of a cat doing a body shot that makes me laugh.

Check out the look of disappointment guy to the right has. I bet he's thinking - "Not again Mr. Pants. You were doing so well. That slutty Daisy and her tart of a friend Jinxy broke your heart and drove you to drink. You need a good kitty in your life, like Miss Raggsy Roo. She would treat you well and clean your ears while you where passed out in the hot sun."

I mean its not like I have thought about that scenario. He just looks disappointed, that's all.

New favorite quote...

Quote from angry white guy to SouthWest desk attendant.
My family lost me. You guys lost me, and I lost you.
You lost my family with me. My family sucks, you guys suck!!
Sorry I took my shirt off, sorry... (end quote)

My response.
Your family hates you. You hate you, and I hate you.
Your children ran away to avoid further drunken absurdities.
Keep those man boobs under control. And never show off your man-gina ever again, ever. (end quote)

ps - wife is back, time to put on underpants...

While the wife's away...

my 'old lady' is out of town for the week. time to return to the good ol' days of staying up, late watching tv, sitting around in my underpants and drinking lots of beer.

not sure how that's any different than when she is here but, it seems more cool without her.




just got finished catching up on the entire first season of House, M.D. please find some astute observation below.
-dr. Cameron is mad hot and i would leave my wife for her
-dr. cuddy (see above)
-learned that you can't die with dignity, you can only live with it. chew on that
-carmen electra will do anything for money
-finally learned what 'stat' means in dr. jargon
-should have been a dr.

got a reiki massage. for all who don't know

***"Reiki or “universal life energy” is a healing technique that originated in Japan. By gently placing the hands on or above the body in specific positions, this treatment is designed to relieve pain, restore vitality, and enhance your spirit."***

now you know. The part about gently placing hands on or above body. yeah, that pretty much explains it. no more, no less. its the thought that counts.

more to come..

Look at me !!!

I can't sleep.

It aint all flowers and sausages!!

While watching the most awesome show in the world, The Soup, I came across my new favorite phrase.

They were playing a clip from ABC's Wife Swap. This kid could not have been more than 8 or 9 years old. The new wife was trying to set some ground rules for how the kids were going to behave.

The new wife said that the children would have to wear clean and colorful clothes. The 8 or 9 year old boy, with a mohawk, then screams something like this - "If you think I'm going to wear colorful clothes your crazy. This isn't going to be all flowers and sausages, so don't try to change us!"

Here's a question, where does an 8 year old come up with language like that? I mean, I have read some great literature in my life and not once have I read anything as eloquent as that.

Anyone else have any other great phrases they say or have heard?