All 50 states in under a quarter of a second!!!

Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together? [Lois giggles] Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind. Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love. Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money

Saturday, August 27, 2005

imagine me...


after close to three 20+ hour work days and one hectic friday, i will take my cats advice...
but only after i make the stupid drive to Century City for the playhouse opening, and then from there to Malibu for the picnic... then sit in the coming back from the beach traffic for 2 hours on the 101 back to NoHo for some well deserved rest...

ps - be sure to check out the new 22-20s album... it rocks

pps - is it me or can you also not get that badass fall out boy song out of your head? by the way, he says "we're going down down in an earlier round/sugar we're going down swinging/i'll be your number one with a bullet/a loaded god complex/cock it and pull it" ... believe it or not

Monday, August 22, 2005

Sorry guys..

I know everyone is anxious for the next "50 states" post but I have prior engagement.

Every year my company donates somewhere close to 100k in time and material to the HomeAid charity Project Playhouse. In years past I have come dangerously close to getting stuck in morning rush hour traffic on my way home from the City of Thousand Oaks Mall.

Lucky for me this year we are doing the installation at the Westfield shopping plaza at Century City. Or otherwise known as the mall on the corner of Santa Monica and Avenue of the Stars.

We are open to the public on Saturday August 27. I would love to see all you smiling faces there. You might run into, Courteney Cox-Arquete(?), Bob Costas, and John Travolta. They are all sponsoring houses. Follow the link above for more info.

I will be sure to post "in progress shots" as I can.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

August 20, 2005

I was looking back,
All the things we used to do,
How do we go back?

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Another great quote

"There's one bitch in the world. One bitch... with many faces."


And a really great one liner from a really bad movie

Chad - [greeting girls at the pier] Hey Chloe... Sam... Friend with nipples. {sidebar: kudos to the production team for listing Chantille Boudousque as Chloe's Chilly Friend in the credits}

ART IN ACTION




Well, after having had my projects completed for nearly two weeks, I finally brought them to work. Then I spent another week finding nails and a hammer to hang them with.
Yeah, I know, I'm lazy.

But they look really good on the wall.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Look out depression, here I come.

So I checked out my Bedrock Biorythms for the up and coming months. Things are not looking good for me or people who will have to deal with me.

Apparently I am coming into the "deep valley" of my year. All of my "energy cycles" will be very low. In case you are wondering my "energy cycles" are as follows -

There are three primary attributes. Using your birthday as the starting point, you can determine the pattern of your high and low energy days in each of these three attributes.

Physical
Emotional
Intellectual


And three secondary energies. These are the mix of two attributes combined. The combined energy can tell you how your patterns interact with each other.

Passion
Mastery
Wisdom

Now I don't put much credit in these types of things. However, if I were to list what I have done this past 48 hours, it would look like this. In order of most time to least time with estimate.

Sleeping - 20 hours
Watching TV at Home - 14 hours
Sitting on toilet - 5 hours
Watching movie at theater - 3 hours
Watching TV at Jareds - 3 hours
Eating, drinking, and preparing food - 2 hours
Driving - 1 hour

I am welcoming this time of low and whoa with open arms.

Friday, August 05, 2005

I forgot...

how much I love this movie-

Brodie: You're giving up? You? You used to be stand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda's gross-out mother after she called him "low class".

Quint: That wasn't me.., It was you.

Brodie: Oh, yeah...

Quint: And it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother.

Brodie: No wonder the bitch went down so fast.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

All quiet on the western front.

Nubbins is fine. Thanks for all your kind thoughts.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Check out my new toys!!!!



They don't do a damn thing but sit there waiting to kick your ass!!!!