Korea is COLD / Singapore is HOT

i know i am stating the obvious but hey, its an update none the less. we head for bangkok tomorrow to search for the ultimate new years party.

i will try to post pic when i have more time on the computer.

dust

Watch the birdie!!!!

Joy and I have a bird off. She chose the "take out my compact and apply the bird" method. While I went with the classic and proven "bird maracca's". The table voted a tie.

Be jealous of my party skills.

After consuming my Johnny Walker Green at the Friars Club of Beverly Hills, I promptly knocked my glass off which I caught with my feet.
Bow to my ability to avoid the party foul!!!










I more weird news from the office front. I found out my boss HATES "A Charlie Brown Christmas." Or as my assistant from South Africa/New Zealand calls him, Snoopy Brown. I love you Scott Forsyth. But back to the Charlie Brown hater. I can't believe anyone who dislikes a bald 8 year old so much can love children, I mean she has three of them. Be weary of such people.

One last thing. I may be 28, but this is the best Christmas ever. My parents actually read the list C and I gave them. And even better than reading it, they actually bought stuff from based upon said list. This may go down as the best gift giving effort by Momma and Daddy Wright ever.

More to come as we prep for Southeast Asia.

Whats up on the down low...

Somehow I got passed this little gem at work the other day. I know its not a real C & H but I like to think he would eventually say something like this. Just got back from the doctor. No worms thank god. Ooops. I mean, no worms, thank Flying Spaghetti Monster. I have chosen my new false idol to be him. The Church of FSM is a religion with out a church. Only when we achieve the pirate ship will our voice be heard. Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and others believe that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created everything. I feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him. It was He who created the worm and only He who can deliver us from their evil. Herschel can I get an Amen?!! Some people think that his noodley appendages look somewhat like tapeworms but, everyone knows they are Vermacelli.

Oh yeah, I have to stop willingly ingesting live typhoid and start taking an antibiotic. No, not for the typhoid, that would be stupid. But to hinder the nasty infection that is guilty of causing my semi ruptured right ear drum.
Luckily, nothing like what is happening below.

Herschel FYI

Be sure to check out the previous post for a really good chuckle and smile.

A 7th grader in "special ed" wants my job

(I tried about 2,000 times to rotate this mother fucker but it just was not having it today. So excuse my bloggin ignorance.)




This was given to the maintenance superintendent who maintains the park next to a middle school by a "special ed" student.

If you thought hitting a deer was bad, at least you don't have this in you body

(1) The hookworm latches on the walls of the colon with its sharp teeth where it feeds on blood.
(2) The tapeworm is the longest parasite. A mature adult can lay a million eggs a day.
(3) Tapeworm eggs embedded in the colon.
(4) The roundworm can grow to be 20 inches long and lay 200,000 eggs per day.
(5) Pinworms migrate outside the colon during the night to lay their eggs around the anus. This causes the nightly itching of many unsuspecting victims.



ps - hows the dog?

75 Bands...

are in this photo. I have only been able to find 50 or so. I am currently looking for the solution online.

Let me know how many you think you can find.

If you don't know

now you know

I'm not sure why this intrigues me, but it does

does that make me weird?

Strange Days !@#$%^&*?

Did you know that December is . . . . Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month. Personally I can't wait for the 8th and the 11th.

December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day
December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is . . . . . Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is . . . . . National Pastry Day
December 10 is . . . . Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is . . . . National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is . . . . National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is . . . . Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is . . . . National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is . . . . National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is . . . . National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
December 17 is . . . . Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is . . . . National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is . . . . Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is . . . . Games Day
December 21 is . . . . Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is . . . . National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is . . . . Roots Day
December 24 is . . . . National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is . . . . National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is . . . . National Whiners Day
December 27 is . . . . National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is . . . . Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is . . . . Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is . . . . Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is . . . . Unlucky Day